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Colin gets promoted and dooms the world

By Mark Waddell

LGBTQ+ fiction, Fantasy, Humourous fiction, Canadian authors (Fiction)

Human-narrated audio

Summary

Under no circumstances must employees strike a deal with unauthorized personnel on Dark Enterprises property. Such behavior may result in death...or the end of the world. Colin is a low-level employee at Dark Enterprises, a Hell-like multinational corporation solving the… world's most difficult problems in deeply questionable ways. After years of toiling away in a cubicle, he's ready to climb the corporate ladder and claim the power he's never had. The only problem is, he's pretty sure he's about to be terminated. Like, terminated . That's tough, because his BFF has just set him up with a great guy. In fact, maybe he's a little too great. And he asks a lot of questions . . . When Colin meets a shadowy figure promising his deepest desire in return for a small, unspecified favor, he can't resist the urge to fast-track his goals. He asks for the one thing that will improve his life: a promotion. But that small favor unleashes an ancient evil. People in New York are disappearing, the world might be ending, and Management is starting to notice. Getting to the top is never easy, and now it's up to Colin to save the world. It's the ultimate power move, after all.

Title Details

ISBN 9798217164066
Publisher Books on Tape, Incorporated
Copyright Date 2025
Book number 7112560

Audio details for CELA title

Narrator Pete Cross
Duration 11 hours 17 minutes 27 seconds
Audio producer Books on Tape
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