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Don't stand too close to a naked man

By Tim Allen

Bestsellers (Non-fiction), Humour

Human-narrated audio

Summary

Like his character on the sitcom "Home Improvement," Allen ponders the differences between the sexes and discusses male zones that include the basement of Sears. He explains the horrors of growing up with the surname of Dick, later dropped for… show business. And he even finds humour in his stay in prison, where it's difficult NOT to stand so close to a naked man. Includes strong language. c1994.

Title Details

ISBN 9780786861347
Publisher Hyperion
Copyright Date 1994
Book number 2387333

Audio details for CELA title

Narrator Jack Fox
Duration 5 hours 37 minutes 56 seconds
Audio producer APH
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Don't stand too close to a naked man

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