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Raymond and Graham: Dancing Dudes
By Mike Knudson. 2007
ItÆs time for the fourth gradeÆs annual hoedown, and best friends Raymond and Graham are ready to wow the whole…
school with their great dance moves. But Raymond faces a tough choice when itÆs time to pick a dance partner: the most annoying girl in the classùor his teacher! WhatÆs a fourth-grade dude to do? The second book in the Raymond and Graham series is full of kid-friendly illustrations and huge laughs from this hilarious duo!Wilma Tenderfoot: The Case of the Putrid Poison
By Dorman, Emma, Kennedy, Brandon. 2010
Another hilarious adventure with Wilma Tenderfoot!Wilma Tenderfoot has realized her dream of becoming an apprentice detective to the famous Theodore…
Goodman, and she's one step closer to finding out what happened to her parents. Now a new case has sprung up--actors at the Valiant Vaudeville Theatre are being poisoned one by one. Wilma is ready to put her skills to the test, but right in the middle of the investigation, Theodore disappears! Wilma must solve the case on her own (with her dog, Pickle, of course. ) Can she discover who the poisoner is before she is the next target? .The Clueless Girl's Guide to Being a Genius
By Janice Repka. 2011
Aphrodite Wigglesmith is a thirteen-year-old prodigy. After a fast track through Harvard, she's back at her old middle school to…
teach remedial math and prove a bold theory: anyone can be a genius with the right instruction. Enter Mindy, a ditzy baton twirler who knows more about hair roots than square roots. What could she possibly learn from such a frumpy nerd, except maybe what not to wear? But somewhere between studying and shopping, the two girls start to become friends. They're an unlikely pair, but in this uproarious middle-grade comedy, wacky is the norm and anything is possible - just like middle school. .Sir Fartsalot Hunts the Booger
By Kevin Bolger. 2008
Things really stink in the Kingdom of Armpit. King Reginald the Not Very Realistic has had it up to here…
with his practical joker of a son Prince Harry. Even Sir Bedwetter can't take the prince's Royal Clowning Around! Enter Sir Fartsalot-the bravest, boldest, er, most potent knight in all the land! He's on a quest to solve the riddle of the Foul West Wind-a ghastly odor that turns up whenever danger is lurking. Prince Harry decides to play the biggest, boogeriest prank of all time! He convinces Sir Fartsalot that The Booger, a frightful and repulsive villain, is on the prowl. But when a real Booger turns up, Harry, Sir Fartsalot and the knight's old buddy Sir Knotaclew must set out on a hilarious quest to rid the world of the Snotty Scoundrel, once and for all!Humpty's Fall
By Dosh Archer. 2015
Humpty Dumpty arrives at City Hospital with a cracked shell. All the kings' men tried to help him, but all…
they did was make him leak yolk. Can he be fixed? With thickly illustrated pages, this story brings a unique twist to a well-known nursery rhyme, making it perfect for beginning readers who will wait to see if Doctor Glenda and Nurse Percy can save the day and put this egg back together again.Raymond and Graham: Bases Loaded
By Steve, Knudson, Mike Wilkinson. 2009
Best friends Raymond and Graham can't wait to defeat their rival team and win the Little League championship, impressing the…
girls they like and shaming their school bully in the process. But things don't go exactly as planned . . . With kid-friendly humor and funny black-and-white illustrations, this series is perfect for middle-grade readers, especially boys.Freaky Funky Crazy Creepy!: Tales for curious children
By Kaye Roberts-Palmer. 2015
For one night only - discover secret, wondrous tales of unwary children thrown into wild adventures full of astonishments and…
peril! On this fierce, stormy night Strix the old attic cat will reveal his freaky, funky, crazy creepy tales filled with captain's curses, tempest tailors, lost dragons, ghosts, superhero grannies and much more. Come along and prepare to be amazed, amused and astounded - if you dare! Freaky Funky Crazy Creepy! is a selection of fun, adventurous tales for children 7 to 10 years.We Are Not Eaten by Yaks: An Accidental Adventure
By London, C. Alexander. 2011
Eleven-year-old twins Oliver and Celia Navel live on the 4-1/2th floor of the Explorers Club with their father, Dr. Navel.…
Their mother, Dr. Navel, has been missing for years. So when an explorer shows up with a clue as to where his wife could be, Dr. Navel drags Oliver and Celia to Tibet to find her. Once there, the twins fall out of airplanes, encounter Yetis, travel through waterfalls, and end up in the Demon Fortress of the Warrior King where they-just possibly-might find their mother and save their father from the Poison Witches. Thing is, they would much rather be watching television. And if their trip doesn't work out as planned, the twins could end up as slaves to Sir Edmund Thitheltorpe III, an evil explorer with breath that smells like boiled carrots, who has it in for the whole Navel family.You Wish
By Mandy Hubbard. 2010
Kayla McHenry?s sweet sixteen sucks! Her dad left, her grades dropped, and her BFF is dating the boy Kayla?s secretly…
loved for years. Blowing out her candles, Kayla thinks: I wish my birthday wishes actually came true. Because they never freakin? do. Kayla wakes the next day to a life-sized, bright pink My Little Pony outside her window. Then a year?s supply of gumballs arrives. A boy named Ken with a disturbing resemblance to the doll of the same name stalks her. As the ghosts of Kayla?s wishes-past appear, they take her on a wild ride . . . but they MUST STOP. Because when she was fifteen? She wished Ben Mackenzie would kiss her. And Ben is her best friend?s boyfriend. .Sammy Keyes and the Wedding Crasher (Sammy Keyes #13)
By Wendelin Van Draanen. 2010
For junior high detective Sammy Keyes, eighth grade begins with an accusation, an inquisition, and several assorted death threats! The…
history teacher, Mr. Vince, is being threatened, which at first seems funny. He's horrible! Every student wants Mr. Vince gone. But as the threats become more serious, the question becomes-who wants him dead and gone? With her own name near the top of the suspect list, Sammy's determined to get to the bottom of things. But she's distracted by a mother bearing bad news, an almost-boyfriend ducking her calls, and a date with a poofy lavender bridesmaid dress. This latest Sammy Keyes adventure blends mystery, comedy, and a dusting of fairy tale magic as Sammy takes off her high-tops, puts on some party shoes, and steps into a whole lot of trouble.Obi: Gerbil on a School Trip
By Michael Delaney. 2013
For fans of The World According to Humphrey, Obi's newest escapade is taking her into uncharted territory-- the classroom! Obi…
the gerbil just has to know if she is Rachel's favorite pet. She'll do anything to find out--even if that means going to school as a stowaway in Rachel's backpack. She quickly finds that there's a lot to learn as she is thrust into a world filled with stampeding children, a secret society of class pets, and a whoopee cushion. Worst of all, Obi becomes trapped in the school overnight! With the same wits, determination, and bravery that make her first two books so appealing, Obi the Jedi gerbil's humorous adventures continue, peppered with the same comical cartoon illustrations that make each page a delight.Benjamin Franklinstein Meets Thomas Deadison
By Matthew Mcelligott, Larry Tuxbury. 2012
Benjamin Franklinstein's most electrifying adventure yetVictor Godwin and his very old friend, 200-year-old reanimated Benjamin Franklin, are back for more…
madcap fun! After releasing the Wright Brothers from the clutches of the nefarious Emperor, the pair are working with the dwindling members of the Promethean Underground to try to stop the Emperor altogether. But when new Infinity light bulbs are installed throughout Philadelphia, Ben and Victor realize they are emitting more than just light. It turns out that Thomas Edison's scientific genius has been hijacked as well, allowing the Emperor to brainwash just about everyone to do his evil bidding. Zombies, mystery, and mayhem keep the pages turning in this hilariously quirky adventure, and the illustrations, puzzles and a fantastic interactive website extend the fun. .Topsys & Turvys Book 2
By Peter Newell. 1988
Quirky, clever, and marvelously inventive, this book takes the reader into a world of imagination and adventure. It provides as…
much entertainment for adults as it does for the children for whom it was created. Topsys & Turvys Book 1 also available from Tuttle Publishing.Burning Ambition
By Jonathan Bernstein. 2010
Alison Cole and the Department of Hotness are back and ready for action in the sizzling sequel to Hottie-all about…
a Beverly Hills princess who can shoot fire from her fingertips! Ever since defeating her evil stepmother, Carmen, Alison's life has been totally fla-mazing. But when she wins a coveted internship at Jen Magazine, she'll have to take on fifteen-year-old Editor-in-Chief Pixie Furmanovsky-the biggest Superbrat the world has ever seen! Pixie always gets what she wants, and now she's after Alison's boyfriend, T! Can Hottie give little miss BratGirl a Super Sweet Sixteen that she'll never forget? Or is this Superteen about to get superfired?Griff Carver, Hallway Patrol
By Jim Krieg. 2010
Twelve-year-old Griff Carver knows a thing or two about fighting crime. Because Griff?s not just any kid?he?s a kid with…
a badge. And if you are a criminal, he?s your worst nightmare. Griff might be the new kid on the Rampart Jr. High Patrol squad, but he?s no rookie. And he?ll do whatever it takes to clean up the mean hallways of his middle school?even if it lands him in hot water. But when Griff links cool kid Marcus ?The Smile? Volger to a counterfeit hall pass ring, can he and his friends close the case? Or will Griff let down the force?and lose his badge?for good? .Babe in Boyland
By Jody Gehrman. 2011
When high school junior Natalie-or Dr. Aphrodite, as she calls herself when writing the relationship column for her school paper-is…
accused of knowing nothing about guys and giving girls bad relationship advice, she decides to investigate what guys really think and want. But the guys in her class won't give her straight or serious answers. The only solution? Disguising herself as a guy and spending a week at Underwood Academy, the private all-boy boarding school in town. There she learns a lot about guys and girls in ways she never expected-especially when she falls for her dreamy roommate, Emilio. How can she show him she likes him without blowing her cover?Unbelievably Boring Bart
By James Patterson, Duane Swierczynski, Xavier Bonet. 2018
There's more than meets the eye in James Patterson's newest illustrated middle grade novel--a book so fun kids will actually…
put down their games to read it!Invisible creatures are attacking the school, and 12-year-old Bartholomew Bean is the only one who can stop them! Okay, so maybe Bart is only a hero in the video game app he created. But if he reveals his identity as the genius behind the game, he'll become the most popular kid in school! Or he could secretly use the game to get back at his bullies...Press Button A: RevealPress Button B: RevengeWhich would you choose?You Smell Dead #1
By Flesh, Chris P.. 2007
Freekin just wants to fit in and have a normal life. The good news is that hes in love with…
class beauty queen, Lilly. The bad news? Hes dead. Not that Freekins going to let a little thing like mortality get in his way. As a matter of fact, hes going to gather up his courage and ask Lilly out. Now if he can only stop his ears from falling off whenever shes around (its the decay talking), then maybe hell be able to hear when she answers him.Vin and the Dorky Duet
By Maggie Lyons. 2012
The moment he walks through the door and sees the sharky grin on his older sister's face, Vin suspects Meg…
is hatching a plot. He's right. Worse still, he's central to the outcome. Meg tells him that their music teachers, parents--everyone--expect him to play her duet for trumpet and piano at the upcoming student concert. Vin is horrified. Meg insists that his only escape route is to persuade another trumpet player to take his place. She has the hunky Brad Stewart in mind and challenges Vin to introduce her to him. Vin doesn't know Brad any better than Meg does, but she points out that Vin is in two classes with Brad's nerdy brother. Eyeballs Stewart is the last person Vin wants to befriend until Meg's promise of a David Beckham autographed soccer jersey changes the seventh-grader's mind. He has five days to accomplish his mission--Operation BS--before the concert practice schedule kicks in.Borre and the Submarine
By Saskia Bultman, Jeroen Aalbers, Stefan Tijs. 2005
Borre has been playing in the muddy puddles all day and is covered in mud from head to toe. When…
he gets home, mum sends him upstairs to take a bath. He doesn't want to, but he has to do as he's told. When Borre is finally in the bath, Captain Jacques Crouton and his submarine suddenly come up out of the water. The Captain asks Borre if he would like to come for a ride with him. Borre would love to!