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The frogs wore red suspenders: rhymes

By Jack Prelutsky. 2002

DAISY audio (CD), DAISY audio (Direct to player), DAISY audio (Zip)
Animal stories, Humourous fictionPoetry
Human-narrated audio

A collection of rhyming poems set in such places as Tuscaloosa, Tucumcari, and the Grand Canyon. These funny verses are…

about people and animals, often doing unusual things, like "Seven snails and seven snakes/ swam around the five Great Lakes." For grades K-3. 2002.

Revolting rhymes & Dirty beasts

By Roald Dahl. 1982

DAISY audio (CD), DAISY audio (Direct to player), DAISY audio (Zip)
Animal stories, Folklore, fables and fairy tales, Humourous fictionPoetry
Human-narrated audio

Revolting rhymes. Humorous retellings in verse of six well-known fairy tales featuring surprise endings in place of the traditional happily-ever-after.…

Grades K-3. 1982. Taped with: Dirty beasts. A collection of humorous poems about amazing or nasty creatures, including a flying cow, a pig who turns the tables on a farmer, and crocodiles, lions, and anteaters who delight in devouring people. Grades K-3. 1983.

Thanks and giving all year long: Marlo Thomas and friends

By Marlo Thomas, Christopher Cerf. 2004

Braille (Contracted), Electronic braille (Contracted)
Family stories, Humourous fiction, Short storiesPoetry
Automated braille
Stories, songs, poems, and pictures by children's authors (such as Avi and Eric Carle) and celebrities (such as Ray Romano), about thanks and giving, sharing and caring. Grades 2-4. 2004.

Roald Dahl's Revolting rhymes (Into Reading, Read Aloud Module 2)

By Roald Dahl. 1984

Braille (Contracted), Electronic braille (Contracted)
Folklore, fables and fairy tales, Humourous fictionPoetry
Automated braille
Humorous retellings of six well-known fairy tales featuring surprise endings in place of the traditional happily-ever-after. Grades 3-6. 1982. Uniform title: Revolting rhymes

Pirate stew

By Neil Gaiman. 2020

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Sea stories, Humourous fictionPoetry
Human-narrated audio

Meet LONG JOHN McRON, SHIP'S COOK . . . and the most unusual babysitter you've ever seen. Long John has…

a whole crew of wild pirates in tow, and – for one boy and his sister – he's about to transform a perfectly ordinary evening into a riotous adventure beneath a pirate moon. It's time to make some PIRATE STEW. Pirate Stew! Pirate Stew! Pirate Stew for me and you! Pirate Stew, Pirate Stew Eat it and you won't be blue You can be a pirate too! Marvelously silly and gloriously entertaining, this tale of pirates, flying ships, doughnut feasts and some rather magical stew is perfect for all pirates, both young and old. With a deliciously rhyming text from master storyteller Neil Gaiman, and spellbinding illustrations by the supremely talented Chris Riddell, this is the picture book of the year!

Pig the Pug: Books 1-6 (Pig the Pug Ser.)

By Aaron Blabey. 2017

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Friendship stories, Holiday fiction, Humourous fiction, Animal stories, General fictionPoetry
Human-narrated audio

Six humorous adventures, written between 2014 and 2018, featuring a silly, chubby pug named Pig. Includes Pig the Pug, Pig…

the Fibber, Pig the Elf, Pig the Winner, Pig the Star, and Pig the Stinker. For preschool-grade 2. 2018

I'm just no good at rhyming and other nonsense for mischievous kids and immature grown-ups: And Other Nonsense for Mischievous Kids and Immature Grown-Ups

By Chris Harris, Lane Smith. 2017

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Humourous fictionPoetry
Human-narrated audio
A collection of comically irreverent rhyming poems for readers of all ages. Topics include, among other things, avocados, anacondas, snails, and San Francisco. For grades 3-6. 2017

The candy smash (The Lemonade War Series #4)

By Jacqueline Davies. 2013

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Family stories, School stories, Humourous fiction, Holiday fiction, General fiction, Romance, Mysteries and crime storiesPoetry
Human-narrated audio

As Valentine's Day approaches and a crush on a classmate develops, Evan develops a secret fondness for writing poetry. But…

his sister Jessie plans on exposing all in her newspaper. Sequel to The Bell Bandit (DB 74601). For grades 3-6. 2013

Your skeleton is showing: rhymes of blunder from six feet under

By Kurt Cyrus, Crab Scrambly. 2013

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Humourous fiction, Animal stories, Holiday fictionPoetry
Human-narrated audio
Silly and spooky poems describe the inhabitants of a graveyard where a boy helps a ghost dog search for his owner. For grades 2-4 and older readers. 2013

Halfway Hank

By Jack E. Davis, Joe Fallon, Ken Scarborough. 2005

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Humourous fiction, General fictionPoetry
Human-narrated audio
Hank always does things halfway, but one day he finds a way to finish something while still being true to himself. For grades K-3

People don't bite people (The People Books)

By Lisa Wheeler, Molly Idle. 2018

DAISY audio (CD), DAISY audio (Direct to player), DAISY audio (Zip)
General fiction, Alphabet, number and picture books, Humourous fictionPoetry
Human-narrated audio

It's good to bite a carrot. It's good to bite a steak. It's bad to bite your sister! She's not…

a piece of cake. Cause People don't bite people! That's what this book's about. So if you find you're tooth-inclined you'd better check it out! For preschool-grade 2

Un pez, dos peces, pez rojo, pez azul

By Dr Seuss, Yanitzia Canetti. 2006

DAISY audio (CD), DAISY audio (Direct to player), DAISY audio (Zip)
Humourous fiction, General fictionGeneral non-fiction, Poetry
Human-narrated audio
A story-poem about the activities of such unusual animals as the Nook, Wump, Yink, Yop, Gack, and Zed. Spanish language

Dirty Gert

By Tedd Arnold. 2013

DAISY audio (CD), DAISY audio (Direct to player), DAISY audio (Zip)
Family stories, General fiction, Friendship stories, Humourous fictionPoetry
Human-narrated audio
Little Gert loves to play in the dirt so much that she turns into a tree. For grades K-3

The giant jam sandwich

By John Vernon Lord, J. V. Lord. 1987

DAISY audio (CD), DAISY audio (Direct to player), DAISY audio (Zip)
General fiction, Animal stories, Humourous fictionPoetry
Human-narrated audio
When four million wasps fly into their village, the citizens of Itching Down devise a way of getting rid of them. For preschool-grade 2

And the robot went

By Sergio Ruzzier, Michelle Robinson. 2017

DAISY audio (CD), DAISY audio (Direct to player), DAISY audio (Zip)
Fantasy, Humourous fiction, Animal stories, Science fiction, General fictionPoetry
Human-narrated audio
In this cumulative tale, a group of animals assembles a robot. For grades K-3

Spinster Goose: twisted rhymes for naughty children

By Lisa Wheeler, Sophie Blackall. 2011

DAISY audio (CD), DAISY audio (Direct to player), DAISY audio (Zip)
Humourous fiction, School stories, General fictionPoetry, Humour
Human-narrated audio
Humorous nursery rhyme-style poems about rude and disruptive children. For grades K-3. 2011

Moose on the loose

By Kathy-Jo Wargin, John Bendall-Brunello. 2009

DAISY audio (CD), DAISY audio (Direct to player), DAISY audio (Zip)
Animal stories, General fiction, Humourous fictionPoetry
Human-narrated audio

Moose on the Loose is full of movement and activity as a little boy meets up with a moose. Using…

cause-and-effect prose, the reader travels with the moose through the catchy, rhyming text, anticipating the moose's next moves as the boy tries to keep up with this outdoor animal on the run. The story, the language, the rhythm of the questions, and the wonderful illustrations all work together to make Moose on the Loose a read-aloud that both children and older readers will want to experience again and again. A 2012 Michigan Reads! selection. For preschool-grade 2

Bubble gum, bubble gum

By Lisa Wheeler, Laura Huliska-Beith, Harriet Kasak Portfolio. 2004

DAISY audio (CD), DAISY audio (Direct to player), DAISY audio (Zip)
Animal stories, Humourous fiction, General fictionPoetry
Human-narrated audio

After a variety of animals get stuck one by one in bubble gum melting in the road, they must survive…

encounters with a big blue truck and a burly black bear. A 2017 Michigan Reads selection. For preschool to grade 2. 2004

Whopper cake

By Karma Wilson. 2007

DAISY audio (CD), DAISY audio (Direct to player), DAISY audio (Zip)
Humourous fiction, General fiction, Holiday fictionPoetry
Human-narrated audio
Grandad bakes Grandma a whopper of a birthday cake. Includes recipe and directions for chocolate cake. For preschool-grade 2

Iggy Peck, architect (The Questioneers)

By David Roberts, Andrea Beaty. 2007

DAISY audio (CD), DAISY audio (Direct to player), DAISY audio (Zip)
General fiction, School stories, Humourous fictionPoetry
Human-narrated audio

Ever since he was a baby, Iggy Peck has built towers, bridges, and buildings, which comes in handy when his…

grade class is stranded on an island during a picnic. For preschool-grade 2

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