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Snark!, the herald angels sing: sarcasm, bitterness, and the holiday season (Snark Series)

By Lawrence Dorfman. 2011

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Humourous fiction, Holiday fictionReference, Humour, Christianity, Food and drink, Hobbies and crafts
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Bah! Humbug! It's that time of year again. Time to spend too much, drink too much, eat too much, smile…

falsely, dig down deep to try and find "good cheer," battle crowds, try to find parking in over-crowded lots, ignore surly clerks, bartenders, waiters, valets, and parking lot attendants, all in the pursuit of that moment of happiness known throughout the world as--dun, dun, dun: the Holidays. Has there ever been a time more suited to tapping into snark? With commentary, jokes, and quotes regarding Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, New Year's; on bad presents, worse in-laws, horrible children, and much more glorious excess. Unrated

Fakes: an anthology of pseudo-interviews, faux-lectures, quasi-letters, "found" texts, and other fraudulent artifacts

By David Shields, Matthew Vollmer. 2012

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Humourous fictionCriticism, Anthologies, Hobbies and crafts
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Selection of previously published works that parody or satirize common types of writing. Includes a police log showing officers' increasing…

exasperation with their community, a school's alumni newsletter, and a note on typefaces by Jonathan Safran Foer, author of Eating Animals (DB 70373). 2012

Asterix and the Griffin: Album 39 (Asterix #39)

By Jean-Yves Ferri. 2021

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Fantasy, General fiction, Historical fiction, Adventure stories, Folklore, fables and fairy tales, Humourous fictionHobbies and crafts, Arts and entertainment, Ancient history, European history, Humour, General non-fiction, History
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Be the first to read the next action-packed adventure from the indomitable Gauls by pre-ordering now!Follow Asterix and Obelix as…

they set out on their 39th adventure on a long journey in search of a strange and terrifying creature. Half-eagle, half-lion, and idolised and feared by ancient peoples, this creature is the griffin.How will Asterix, Obelix, Dogamatix, along with the Druid Getafix, get drawn into the epic, perilous quest to find this fantastical animal? Find out in the next instalment of this multi-million bestselling series.

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