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Created in darkness by troubled Americans: the best of McSweeney's, humor category

By Dave Eggers, Kevin Shay, Lee Epstein, John Warner, Suzanne Kleid. 2004

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Humourous fictionBestsellers (Non-fiction), Humour
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Anecdotes, plays, jokes, fake reviews, letters, and stories from the San Francisco periodical. Includes Greg Purcell's "The Ten Worst Films…

of All Time, as Reviewed by Ezra Pound over Italian Radio," Jim Stallard's spoof on the Supreme Court, "No Justice, No Foul," and many others. Strong language. Bestseller. 2004

Side effects

By Woody Allen. 1980

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Ranges over such subjects as the nature of relativity, the UFO menace, and the predicament of modern man--as well as…

Woody Allen's favorite topics: sex, death, and religion. In these sixteen selections Allen displays his versatility with the written word and his special brand of humor. Bestseller

If life is a bowl of cherries, what am I doing in the pits?

By Erma Bombeck. 1978

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Popular humorist-columnist continues her wry observations of the suburban housewife and mother based on her own experiences. Travel, children, and shopping are a few of the subjects she parodies. Bestseller

I could pee on this: and other poems by cats (I Could Pee on This Ser.)

By Francesco Marciuliano. 2012

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Collection of poems written from the perspective of cats. Themes include getting the attention of owners, common annoyances, and what…

gives cats pleasure. In "Kneel Before Me" the source of the superior attitude of cats is explored. Bestseller. 2012

Falling up: poems and drawings

By Shel Silverstein. 1996

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A collection of brief and humorous poems featuring silly situations and a gallery of zany characters. You will see the…

world from "a different angle" as you meet the Terrible Toy-Eating Tookle, attend the "Rotten Convention," and visit Hungry Kid Island. For grades 2-4 and older readers. Bestseller

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