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The dog who wouldn't be (Seal books)

By Farley Mowat. 1957

Braille (Contracted), Electronic braille (Contracted), DAISY audio (CD), DAISY audio (Direct to player), DAISY audio (Zip)
Canadian non-fiction, Humour, Animals and wildlife
Human-narrated audio, Automated braille
Boyhood adventures with a mutt who stubbornly refused to be a mere canine. For Junior high readers. 1957.

Sports hall of fame, weird

By Kevin Sylvester. 2005

Braille (Contracted), Electronic braille (Contracted), DAISY audio (CD), DAISY audio (Direct to player), DAISY audio (Zip)
Canadian non-fiction, Humour, Sports and games
Human-narrated audio, Automated braille

Take a walk on the weird side! Odd, weird and just plain gross moments in sports await you, including yucky…

bathroom incidents, cursed teams, and spectacular losers. Find out why some hockey fans throw an octopus on the ice, how a dead guy got drafted, and how the hand of God may have decided a soccer game. Grades 4-7. 2005.

SEND: the essential guide to email for office and home

By David Shipley, Will Schwalbe. 2007

Braille (Contracted), Electronic braille (Contracted), DAISY audio (CD), DAISY audio (Direct to player), DAISY audio (Zip)
Journals and memoirs, Business and economics, Humour, Computers and internet
Human-narrated audio, Human-transcribed braille

When should you email, and when should you call, fax, or just show up? What is the crucial - and…

most often overlooked - line in an email? What is the best strategy when you send (in anger or error) a potentially career-ending electronic bombshell? This guide shows how to write the perfect email, and also points out the numerous times when email can be the worst option and might land you in hot water (or even jail!). 2007.

Rick Mercer Report: the book

By Rick Mercer. 2007

Braille (Contracted), Electronic braille (Contracted), DAISY audio (CD), DAISY audio (Direct to player), DAISY audio (Zip)
Canadian non-fiction, Humour
Human-narrated audio, Human-transcribed braille

A collection of rants, writings, and comic encounters with the great and good of politics, showbiz, and literature. Relive Pierre…

Berton offering advice on rolling a joint or Margaret Atwood showing off her hockey skills as a goalie. Mercer has selected the best of his rants, sprinkled in choice moments from interviews, added other material that has never been broadcast, and arranged the whole into revealing themes and groupings with all-new introductions, reflections, and updates. Some strong language. 2007.

Fiston: le testament de conseils

By Jonathan Roberge. 2015

Braille (Contracted), Electronic braille (Contracted), DAISY audio (CD), DAISY audio (Direct to player), DAISY audio (Zip)
Canadian non-fiction, Canadian authors (Non-fiction), Humour
Human-narrated audio, Human-transcribed braille

" C'est alors qu'il regarde son fils dormir que Jonathan Roberge prend conscience des innombrables dangers qui menacent sa progéniture…

à tout instant. Pris de panique, il entreprend de léguer à son fils quelques conseils d'homme qui le guideront tout au long de sa vie, des conseils prodigués par le biais d'une série web qu'il réalise et coécrit. Testament teinté d'humour mordant et truffé de vérités crues, Fiston est en ligne depuis 2012 et a récolté au-delà de 13 millions de clics. Le rythme et la qualité des textes de cette série lui ont valu plusieurs mises en nomination ainsi que de nombreux prix, dont deux Oliviers pour la meilleure émission ou série originale nouveaux médias. Ce livre est l'adaptation remaniée et augmentée de la série web. " -- 4e de couv.

Never stand behind a loaded horse

By Gordon Kirkland. 2004

Braille (Contracted), Electronic braille (Contracted), DAISY audio (CD), DAISY audio (Direct to player), DAISY audio (Zip)
Canadian non-fiction, Canadian authors (Non-fiction), Humour
Human-narrated audio, Automated braille

The author's syndicated newspaper column is familiar to Canadian and US audiences, and in this collection, his fans will find…

it all. Drawing humour out of everyday situations such as trying to stay awake while on an all-night drive through the mountains, or the skewed memory of a long lost office affair, he keeps the lines rolling and the laughs churning. 2004.

Marley et moi: mon histoire d'amour avec le pire chien du monde

By John Grogan, Carole Delporte. 2007

Braille (Contracted), Electronic braille (Contracted), DAISY audio (CD), DAISY audio (Direct to player), DAISY audio (Zip)
Movie and television tie-insBiography, Family biography, Humour, Animals and wildlife
Human-narrated audio, Human-transcribed braille

Si le chien est le meilleur ami de l'homme, il peut parfois être le pire. C'est ce que vont découvrir…

John et Jenny Grogan, quand ils décident d'acheter un labrador peu de temps après leur mariage, afin de tester leurs capacités parentales. D'adorable petite boule de poils, Marley se transforme en un mastodonte de quarante-cinq kilos, qui détruit tout sur son passage, dévore quantité de nourriture et d'objets en tout genre, et témoigne d'une affection aussi débordante qu'envahissante envers ses maîtres. 2007. Titre uniforme: Marley & me.

I'll seize the day tomorrow

By Jonathan Goldstein. 2012

Braille (Contracted), Electronic braille (Contracted), DAISY audio (CD), DAISY audio (Direct to player), DAISY audio (Zip)
Canadian non-fiction, Canadian authors (Non-fiction), Humour
Human-narrated audio, Human-transcribed braille

The epic story of Goldstein’s journey to find some great truth on his road to age forty. The host of…

CBC’s WireTap recounts the highs and lows of his last year in his thirties. Throughout the year, Goldstein asks weighty questions that would stump a person less seasoned. For instance: What is it about a McRib that drives people crazy? Can we replace extending an olive leaf with extending an olive jar? How much wisdom can we glean from episodes of Welcome Back, Kotter? His friends and family weigh in with hilarious results as Goldstein eats, sleeps, and watches bad TV all the way to his date with destiny. 2012.

Farewell to the twentieth century: a compendium of the absurd

By Pierre Berton. 1996

Braille (Contracted), Electronic braille (Contracted), DAISY audio (CD), DAISY audio (Direct to player), DAISY audio (Zip)
Humour
Human-narrated audio, Automated braille

In almost fifty vignettes, Berton lampoons some of the stranger features of twentieth-century customs. His pet peeves include top-fifty radio…

stations, instant coffee, and perfumed magazine ads. He also speculates on how supersonic airliners will show full-length movies on short flights and wine critics who actually swallow the wine. 1996.

Crazy plates: low-fat food so good, you'll swear it's bad for you!

By Janet Podleski, Greta Podleski. 1999

Braille (Contracted), Electronic braille (Contracted), DAISY audio (CD), DAISY audio (Direct to player), DAISY audio (Zip)
Food and drink, Humour
Human-narrated audio, Automated braille

Janet and Greta Podleski, also known as The Looneyspoons Sisters, present Crazy Plates, a collection of low-fat recipes. Also includes…

fat facts (for example, a pound of body fat--representative of 3,500 calories--if shaped into a ball, would be the size of a softball and equal four sticks of butter), "Trivial Tidbits" (baking soda used to be added to the water for boiling vegetables until it was discovered that it destroyed the veggies' vitamin C), "You Do the Math" (substituting Canadian bacon for the regular high-fat stuff once a week for a year will cut your fat intake by 1,196 grams), and a lot of corny humour ("Did you hear what happened to the peanut when he walked through the park? He was a salted"). These recipes can be prepared quickly and are aimed at the home cook with a family to feed. 1999.

At the cottage: a fearless look at Canada's summer obsession

By Charles Gordon. 1989

Braille (Contracted), Electronic braille (Contracted), DAISY audio (CD), DAISY audio (Direct to player), DAISY audio (Zip)
Canadian non-fiction, Canadian authors (Non-fiction), Humour
Human-narrated audio, Automated braille

This humourous guide to cottage life teaches the vital Law of Flashlights and explains the peril of docks with wanderlust.…

A survival manual for those who eagerly await the opportunity to open up the cottage, and just as eagerly await its closing. c1989.

Area woman blows gasket: and other tales from the domestic frontier

By Patricia Pearson. 2005

Braille (Contracted), Electronic braille (Contracted), DAISY audio (CD), DAISY audio (Direct to player), DAISY audio (Zip)
Canadian non-fiction, Canadian authors (Non-fiction), Humour
Human-narrated audio, Automated braille

A tour of twenty-first-century obsessions and distractions, including adult education classes, therapy, $100 haircuts, and the latest news on what…

causes cancer. Columnist Pearson plumbs every facet of modern life, marriage, and motherhood, from choosing the right vegan-bran-hemp diet for your family to confronting your husband's irrational fear of mayonnaise. Some strong language. c2005.

The private capital: ambition and love in the age of Macdonald and Laurier

By Sandra Gwyn. 1984

Braille (Contracted), Electronic braille (Contracted), DAISY audio (CD), DAISY audio (Direct to player), DAISY audio (Zip)
Award winning fictionAward winning non-fiction, Historical biography, Canadian biography, Canadian non-fiction, Canadian history, Humour, Canadian politics and government
Human-narrated audio, Automated braille

A compelling account of private life in the age of Macdonald and Laurier. The author has used personal letters, diaries,…

scrapbooks, memoirs and social columns. 1984 Governor General's Award winner. c1984.

The Morningside world of Stuart McLean

By Stuart McLean. 1989

Braille (Contracted), Electronic braille (Contracted)
Canadian non-fiction, Humour, Essays
Automated braille

This collection of McLean's humourous essays, originally broadcast on the CBC radio program "Morningside", looks at the extraordinary things in…

everyday life, including popsicles, the neighbourhood barber shop, dust balls and wooden pencils. Uniform title: Morningside (Radio program)

The Penguin anthology of Canadian humour

By Will Ferguson. 2006

Braille (Contracted), Electronic braille (Contracted), DAISY audio (CD), DAISY audio (Direct to player), DAISY audio (Zip)
Canadian non-fiction, Humour, Anthologies
Human-narrated audio, Automated braille

Seventy-one distinctly Canadian selections from fifty-four writers represent over a century's worth of accomplishments in humour. Includes pieces by Stephen…

Leacock, Douglas Coupland, Robertson Davies, Miriam Toews, Thomas King, W.P. Kinsella, and Stuart McLean. Some descriptions of sex, violence and strong language. 2006.

You can't spell America without me: the really tremendous inside story of my fantastic first year as president, Donald J. Trump

By Kurt Andersen, Alec Baldwin. 2017

Braille (Contracted), Electronic braille (Contracted)
Humour
Human-transcribed braille

Until Donald Trump publishes the ultimate account of his entire four or eight or one-and-a-half years in the White House,…

the definitive chronicle will be You Can’t Spell America Without Me: The Really Tremendous Inside Story of My Fantastic First Year As President. Trump was elected because he was the most frank presidential candidate in history, a man eager to tell the unvarnished truth about others’ flaws and tout his own amazing excellence. Now he levels his refreshingly compulsive, un-PC candor at his landslide election victory as well as his role as commander-in-chief and leader of the free world. 2017.

Aunt Erma's cope book: how to get from Monday to Friday ... in 12 days

By Erma Bombeck. 1979

Braille (Contracted), Electronic braille (Contracted)
Bestsellers (Non-fiction), Humour
Automated braille

Comedy of the how-to-self-help mania that zooms in on favourite national pastimes and preoccupations. When Erma finally comes out of…

the kitchen, she no longer feels guilty if the sun sets on an empty crock pot, nor does she care that she flunked her paper towel test. Bestseller. 1979.

La baignoire de Goethe: bricoler avec les grands écrivains

By Mark Crick. 2008

Braille (Contracted), Electronic braille (Contracted)
Humour
Human-transcribed braille

"Dans La Baignoire de Goethe, Mark Crick, le pasticheur fou, s'aventure sur un nouveau terrain. Après le succès des savoureuses…

recettes de La Soupe de Kafka, l'auteur nous initie aux joies d'un autre art domestique, le bricolage. Le lecteur accompagne Hemingway, Dostoïevski, Sartre, Kundera, Duras et d'autres écrivains dans leurs efforts pour construire non seulement un univers romanesque mais aussi un mur, un plancher, poser une clôture. Ce livre unique en son genre nous permet ainsi de redécouvrir avec Murakami et Anaïs Nin la charge mélancolique ou érotique de la peinture, avec Goethe le douloureux vide ressenti par un client délaissé par son fournisseur, et avec Edgar Poe la terreur du chercheur qui s'enferme fatalement dans un grenier". -- 4e de couv. Titre uniforme: Sartre's sink.

Vous n'aurez pas le dernier mot !: petite anthologie désinvolte des plus belles réparties (Humour Ser. #Vol. 6123368)

By Jean Piat, Patrick Wajsman. 2006

Braille (Contracted), Electronic braille (Contracted), DAISY audio (CD), DAISY audio (Direct to player), DAISY audio (Zip)
Humour
Human-narrated audio, Human-transcribed braille

La repartie est le sommet de la conversation. L'esprit à besoin d'un partenaire pour s'exercer. Dans cet échange dialogué, la…

repartie - bienveillante, ironique et cruelle - est un sommet, le point culminant de la conversation : celui où l'on cloue le bec à un interlocuteur en lui ôtant la possibilité d'avoir le dernier mot. Jean Piat et Patrick Wajsman se sont amusés à escalader ce commet. De Richelieu à Woody Allen, de Churchill à Groucho Marx, une promenade littéraire en 200 reparties, une échappée vers l'imprévu. Pour rire ou sourire...

Carnet d'excuses: mille et une manières de se défiler

By Sven Ortoli. 2010

Braille (Contracted), Electronic braille (Contracted)
Humour
Human-transcribed braille

Une invitation quon se mord les doigts davoir acceptée, un ami qui voudrait nous emprunter de largent, une relation amoureuse…

ou pas dont il est temps de se défaire ... Les occasions de se défausser ne manquent pas, ce qui nest pas, hélas, le cas des prétextes et autres excuses pour le faire, à défaut de bonne conscience, en toute impunité. Avec humour et une plume acérée, Sven Ortoli conjugue à toutes les sauces les mille et une excuses possibles. Entre inventaire de la mauvaise foi et bréviaire du mauvais payeur, un petit livre ludique à conseiller à ces amis qui ne le sont pas toujours ... -- 4e de couv.

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