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F*cking History: 111 Lessons You Should Have Learned in School
By The Captain. 2020
History that doesn't suck: Smart, crude, and hilariously relevant to modern life.Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat…
it. Too bad it's usually boring as sh*t. Enter The Captain, the ultimate storyteller who brings history to life (and to your life) in this hilarious, intelligent, brutally honest, and crude compendium to events that happened before any of us were born.The entries in this compulsively readable book bridge past and present with topics like getting ghosted, handling haters, and why dog owners rule (sorry, cat people). Along the way you'll get a glimpse of Edith Wharton's sex life, dating rituals in Ancient Greece, catfishing in 500 BC, medieval flirting techniques, and squad goals from Catherine the Great. You'll learn why losing yourself in a relationship will make you crazy--like Joanna of Castile, who went from accomplished badass to Joanna the Mad after obsessing over a guy known as Philip the Handsome. You'll discover how Resting Bitch Face has been embraced throughout history (so wear it proudly). And you'll see why it's never a good idea to f*ck with powerful women--from pirate queens to diehard suffragettes to Cleo-f*cking-patra. People in the past were just like us--so learn from life's losers and emulate the badasses. The Captain shows you how.No, We Can't Be Friends: A totally perfect romantic comedy
By Sophie Ranald. 2019
He was perfect. Denim-blue eyes, a dazzling smile. And he hadn&’t sent me a picture of his junk. Which is…
about as rare, these days, as a Dodo. When Sloane met Myles, everything fell into place. He loved a Martini almost as much as she did, shared her passion for four-cheese pizzas, and made her laugh harder than any episode of Friends. She&’d found The One at last and she could finally delete Tinder, forgetting all those waste-of-space men she&’d never have to date again. But then she finds out that Myles has a secret. A very big one. The fairytale is over. Her heart is blown to smithereens. Drowning her sorrows in Ben & Jerry&’s can only get Sloane so far before she has to decide… Can she learn to love herself more than she loved the love of her life? And what if, after everything, she&’s got Myles – and his secret – all wrong? No, We Can&’t Be Friends is a brilliantly relatable, hilarious and feel-good novel that every woman with a waste-of-space ex HAS to read! If you&’re a fan of romantic comedies by Sophie Kinsella and Lindsey Kelk, and TV shows like Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and Jane the Virgin, pick up this laugh-out-loud book – you won&’t regret it. Reader totally love Sophie Ranald: &‘Absolutely brilliant… I devoured it in a few hours because it was impossible to put down… Be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions… Packed full of laughs... Had me laughing all the way through… Perfect.&’ Goodreads Reviewer &‘After months of struggling to find another author I love as much as I love Sophie Kinsella I have found her!&’ Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars &‘This is chick lit at its best!... Just read it for yourself!!!&’ Goodreads Reviewer &‘OMG THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST ROMANCE BOOKS I&’VE EVER READ… I literally laughed out loud because it is just too relatable and too funny… Reminds me of Sophie Kinsella… CANNOT wait to read more books from this author!!&’ Bookish Bibliophile, 5 stars &‘I laughed, cried, and laughed some more… HILARIOUS.&’ Goodreads Reviewer 'Oh my gosh, this book is laugh-out-loud hilarious, I was cracking up the entire time! The jokes are great! The banter is awesome! I&’m in love!' Crocklife, 5 starsHow to Make Children Laugh
By Michael Rosen. 2018
'A WORK OF GENIUS' - Chris EvansJokes, a jack-in-the-box, jelly and jumping beans make children laugh.As do practical jokes, peekaboo,…
pantomine and poetry that makes no sense.Why and how does this work? And why does it matter?Writer and Professor of Children's Literature Michael Rosen, whose books - from We're Going on a Bear Hunt to Chocolate Cake - have made millions of children rock with laughter, gives us the tools for this greatest of gifts.Yes, I Can Say That: When They Come for the Comedians, We Are All in Trouble
By Judy Gold. 2020
"No one makes me laugh harder than Judy Gold. If I had to pick one comedian to write a book…
about free speech, it would be Judy." – Amy SchumerFrom award-winning comedian Judy Gold, a concise, funny, and thoughtful polemic on the current assault on comedy, that explores how it is undermining free speech and a fundamental attack against the integrity of the art.From Mae West and Lenny Bruce to Richard Pryor and Howard Stern to Kathy Griffith and Kevin Hart, comedians have long been under fire for using provocative, often taboo subjects to challenge mores and get a laugh. But in the age of social media, comedians are at greater risk of being silenced, enduring shaming, threats, and damaged careers because of angry, censorious electronic mobs. But while comedians’ work has often been used to rile up detractors, a new threat has emerged from the left: identity politics and notions like "safetyism" and trigger warnings that are now creating a cultural and political standard that runs perilously close to censorship. From college campuses to the Oscars, comics are being censured for old jokes, long-standing comedy traditions, unfinished bits and old material that instead of being forgotten, go viral. For comics like Judy Gold, today’s attacks on comics would have Richard Pryor and Lenny Bruce "rolling in their graves." "No one has the right to tell comics what they can or cannot joke about. Do you tell artists what they can or cannot paint?" she asks. Freedom of speech is fundamental for great stand-up comedy. Humor is the most palatable way to discuss a subversive or taboo topic, but it better be funny. A comic's observations are deliberately delivered to entertain, provoke, and lead to an exchange of ideas. "We are truth tellers." More important, the tolerance of free speech is essential for a healthy democracy.In addition to offering readers a quick study on the history of comedy and the arts (noting such historical reference points as The Hays Code) and the threats to them, Gold takes readers on a hilarious ride with chapters such as "Thank God Don Rickles is Dead," as well as her singular take on "micro-aggressions," such as:Person: "OMG! You’re a lesbian? I had no idea. I mean you wear make-up. When did you become a lesbian?"Judy Gold: "Coincidently, right after I met you!" (micro-assault!)In this era of "fake news," partisan politics, and heated rhetoric, the need to protect free speech has never been greater, especially for comics, who often serve as the canaries in the coalmine, monitoring the health of our democracy. Yes I Can Say That is a funny and provocative look at how safe spaces are the very antithesis of comedy as an art form—and an urgent call to arms to protect our most fundamental Constitutional right. There's a good reason it was the FIRST amendment.Named one of the Funniest Sites on the Web by PC World and winner of the 2011 Bloggies Awards for…
Most Humorous Weblog and Best Writing, the creator of the immensely popular "Hyperbole and a Half" blog presents an illustrated collection of her hilarious stories with fifty percent new content.In a four-color, illustrated collection of stories and essays, Allie Brosh's debut Hyperbole and a Half chronicles the many "learning experiences" Brosh has endured as a result of her own character flaws, and the horrible experiences that other people have had to endure because she was such a terrible child. Possibly the worst child. For example, one time she ate an entire cake just to spite her mother. Brosh's website receives millions of unique visitors a month and hundreds of thousands of visitors a day. This amalgamation of new material and reader favorites from Brosh's blog includes stories about her rambunctious childhood; the highs and mostly lows of owning a smart, neurotic dog and a mentally challenged one; and moving, honest, and darkly comic essays tackling her struggles with depression and anxiety, among other anecdotes from Brosh's life. Artful, poignant, and uproarious, Brosh's self-reflections have already captured the hearts of countless readers and her book is one that fans and newcomers alike will treasure.The Best, Worst, and Most Unusual: Noteworthy Achievements, Events, Feats and Blunders of Every Conceivable Kind
By Bruce Felton, Mark Fowler. 1994
You might agree that the worst diet book was Dr. Herman Taller’s Calories Don’t Count, but what’s the best mystery…
film of all time? Where is the most unusual hotel in the world? And just what is the worst way to swallow a sword? A collection of two original volumes of odd miscellany, this is a fascinating compendium of the best, worst, and most unusual aspects of virtually everything. The only book of its size and scope, it includes every possible field of endeavor, from astronomy to taxidermy, sculpture to scatology! Amusing, entertaining, hilarious, bizarre—Felton and Fowler’s candidates for infamy are a sure cure for any case of the doldrums.Complete your collection of the William Shakespeare&’s Star Wars® series and experience the blockbuster finale to the Star Wars® saga in a…
brand-new way, here reimagined as though it had been penned by the Bard of Avon.As our story opens, a sea of troubles threatens the valiant Resistance, who are pursued by the sound and fury of the vile First Order. Can Rey, Poe, Finn, Rose, BB-8, Chewbacca, and their allies overcome such toil and trouble? Shall Kylo Ren be proven fortune&’s fool or master of his fate? What will become of the House of Skywalker? And is all well that ends well? Authentic meter, stage directions, reimagined movie scenes and dialogue, and hidden Easter eggs will entertain and impress fans of Star Wars® and Shakespeare alike. Every scene and character from the film appears in the book, along with twenty woodcut-style illustrations that depict an Elizabethan version of the Star Wars® galaxy.How to Prosper In the Coming Apocalypse
By Richard Curtis. 1980
Worried about inflation? Concerned about nuclear arms in the hands of terrorists? Nervous about fuel costs? This investment guide and…
survivalist's handbook in one is all you need to gear up for windfall profits while friends and in-laws lose their shirts. This book will enable you to watch the final convulsions of civilization from the veranda of your country estate. Invaluable strategies and suggestions include tips on: Finding and fortifying your rural hideaway (Do keep a spare copy of the minefield map; don't run the toaster while the electric fence is on.)New careers in Armageddon--people are going to need marksmanship lessons, evacuation luggage, places to flee (group rates available for mass stampedes)Plan ahead and cash in when the panic hits! The Scarcity Investment Plan--Stock up now on valium, lead shields, and bankruptcy forms. (Full details available in our monthly newsletter--subscribe!)Doomsday etiquette--looting protocol, dressing for a food riot, bomb shelter decor, a basic getaway wardrobe. (Don't forget trinkets for the natives; do wear comfortable shoes.) When the trumpets sound--and the end of the world is nigh--remember to pick up your dry cleaning, cancel your subscription to TV Guide, and call your mother. And don't forget to pack your copy of How to Prosper in the Coming Apocalypse.El guardián entre el ibuprofeno
By Enfermera Saturada. 2020
Es triste amar sin ser amado, pero más triste es quedarte sin gasas en la habitación del aislado. ¿Cuál es…
el colmo de una enfermera? Ponerse enferma. Y si esto sucede en sus días libres, es todavía peor porque no puede automedicarse y tiene que ir a su centro de salud a por recetas. Así empieza esta nueva entrega de las aventuras de Satu. Aquí descubrirás que los puntos para la bolsa de empleo son los bitcoins de la sanidad, que los pijamas también van de Erasmus ya que si echas a lavar uno del Servicio Galego de Saude pueden devolverte otro del Servicio de Salud de Castilla y León, que escuchar "paciente independiente, orientado y colaborador" puede producir más placer que el satisfyer y que a final de mes una enfermera con turno de noche ha visto más lunas que Joseba el de Carglass. Bienvenidos una vez más al mundo de Enfermera Saturada, porque ya sabemos que el humor no cura las heridas... pero las hace más soportables. Si no tienes claro si una enfermera que pincha en el turno de noche es una DJ. Si estás convencido de que la persona que inventa el tamaño de las pastillas no es buena persona. Si no soportas a las señoras que te dicen en qué vena tienes que pincharlas, este es tu libro. La crítica ha dicho...«Enfermera Saturada, el tuitero gallego que te cuenta lo que no sabes de los hospitales.»El Español. «Su autor consigue lo que parece imposible, describir con humor la precaria situación de la enfermería española.»Cadena SER. «Una saga de libros que muestran el poder de las historias que nos tocan.»La Voz de Galicia.Awkward Family Holiday Photos
By Doug Chernack, Mike Bender. 2013
From the authors of the New York Times bestsellers Awkward Family Photos and Awkward Family Pet Photos comes a celebration…
of those special times throughout the year when our families embarrass us the most . . . the holidays.Holidays. They're those momentous occasions when we gather with family to eat, drink, celebrate, and, of course, pose for photographs. From Mom's homemade Halloween costumes to re-creating a Nativity scene for the Christmas card to that overly patriotic uncle who literally wears the flag on the Fourth, holidays make for humiliating memories that we carry in our hearts for years to come. Whether your family loves Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, Easter, July Fourth, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, or Hanukkah, this book pays homage to all of the holidays' most uncomfortable moments.The Portlandia Cookbook: Cook Like a Local
By Fred Armisen, Carrie Brownstein, Jonathan Krisel. 2014
The companion cookbook to the hit show Portlandia by the Emmy-nominated stars and writers Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein, with…
50 delicious recipes for every food lover, freegan, organic farmer, and food truck diehard. Food plays a very special role in Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein's award-winning satire Portlandia. Here are recipes for the dishes that define the show, from cult-raised chicken and Stu's stews to pickled veggies and foraged green salads. Complete with new full-color finished food photographs and illustrations, humorous stories and sidebars from the loveable food-obsessed Portlandia characters (such as Mr. Mayor, Peter and Nance, and Colin the chicken), and advice on how to choose a bed and breakfast and behave at a communal table, this is a funny cookbook--with serious recipes--for anyone who loves food. And yes, the chicken's local.Awkward Family Pet Photos
By Doug Chernack, Mike Bender. 2011
The authors of the New York Times bestseller Awkward Family Photos are back with a hilarious tribute to the unbreakable…
and sometimes uncomfortable bond between people and their pets.There are few things more rewarding than having a pet. They love us unconditionally, shower us with attention, and because of them, we actually live longer. So, what can possibly be awkward about our animal BFFs? Well . . . nothing. In fact, we're the awkward ones. We adore our pets, but let's face it--sometimes L-O-V-E makes us go a little overboard. Like giving them middle names, throwing them elaborate birthday parties, and making them a Christmas sweater to match with the rest of the family. Truth is, what they cherish most is our companionship. And maybe that's the reason we care about them so much--because for such simple pleasures, they allow us to be as awkward as we want.From the Trade Paperback edition.Chicken Soup for the Soul: 101 Tales Of Family, Friendship And Fun
By Amy Newmark. 2008
You'll recognize your own dog in this entertaining collection of stories about the surprising, amusing, heartwarming, and even magical things…
that our dogs do. They come in all shapes, sizes, and personalities, but one thing is certain - our dogs are magical, beloved family members. These 101 heartwarming, humorous and completely true stories about our canine companions even include stories about the relationship between people and their dogs during the COVID-19 lockdown—the comfort they give, the dogs&’ understanding of the crisis, and the adoption of new rescue dogs by families. These amazing stories are sure to touch every dog lover&’s soul. You'll be left with a renewed love, affection and appreciation for your dog and all the magical moments she provides. Royalties from the book will support the nation's oldest animal welfare organization, American Humane.Trixie and Katya's Guide to Modern Womanhood
By Trixie Mattel, Katya. 2020
The RuPaul's Drag Race legends, stars of UNHhhh, and expert biological women share the secrets of their feminine mystique in…
this satirical guide to beauty and homemaking. Drag superstars Trixie Mattel and Katya have long captivated fans with their stunning looks, onscreen chemistry, and signature wit. In Trixie and Katya's Guide to Modern Womanhood, the pair channel that energy into an old-school etiquette guide for ladies.In essays, conversations, and how-to sections peppered with hilarious, gorgeous photos, Trixie and Katya will advise readers on beauty and fashion and tackle other vital components of a happy home, such as money, self-love, and friendship; sharing advice and personal stories in high-concept fashion. Informative, humorous, and heartwarming, Trixie and Katya's Guide to Modern Womanhood is the book that their fans have been waiting for.Chicken Soup for the Soul: 101 Tales Of Family, Friendship And Fun
By Amy Newmark. 2008
You'll recognize your own cat in this entertaining collection of stories about the surprising, amusing, heartwarming, and even magical things…
that our cats do. They come in all shapes, sizes, and personalities, but one thing is for sure - our cats are magical, beloved members of our families. These 101 heartwarming, humorous and completely true stories about our feline friends are sure to touch every cat lover's soul. You'll be left with a renewed love, affection and appreciation for your cat and all the magical moments she provides. And royalties from the book will support the nation's oldest animal welfare organization, American Humane.Gatecrasher: How I Helped the Rich Become Famous and Ruin the World
By Ben Widdicombe. 2020
A smart, gossipy, and very funny examination of celebrity culture from New York&’s premiere social columnist. Ben Widdicombe is the…
only writer to have worked for Page Six, TMZ, and The New York Times—an unusual Triple Crown that allowed him personal access to the full gamut of Hollywood and high society&’s rich and famous, from billionaires like Rupert Murdoch, Donald Trump, and the Koch brothers, to pop culture icons Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton. Now, in Gatecrasher, New York&’s premiere gossip-turned-society writer spills the sensational stories that never made it to print. Widdicombe has appeared at nearly every gossip-worthy venue—from the Oscars and the Hamptons, to the Met Gala and Mar-a-Lago—and has rubbed elbows with a dizzying array of celebrities (and wannabes), and he whisks us past the clipboard and velvet rope to teach us the golden rules of gatecrashing, dishing on dozens of boldface names along the way. Widdicombe shares secrets for how to crash the parties, climb the ladder, avoid the paparazzi, or make small talk with Henry Kissinger and Anna Wintour. Endlessly fun and extremely telling, Gatecrasher makes the unnerving argument that Paris Hilton conquering pop culture two decades ago lead to Donald Trump winning the White House. &“As the gossip pages go, so goes the country,&” he says.Dad Jokes for New Dads: Embarrass Your Kids Early!
By Jimmy Niro. 2020
Help new dads get ready for fatherhood with this joke primer for dads in training!Dad Jokes for New Dads is…
a special edition for soon-to-be fathers and new dads alike. Filled with over 500 brand new jokes on a range of topics to get dads ready to embarrass their children—and most importantly—embarrass them early, this laugh-out-loud book is a hilarious title perfect for baby showers and Father's Day!Includes knee-slappers like:Q: What did the big beer name its baby?A: Micro brew.I wrote a book about birds once. My publisher said it flew off the shelves!Dad Pro Tip #1: If the baby starts to spit up, turn it toward someone else.Fifty Shelves of Grey: Erotica for classy blokes (Fifty Shades of Blokes #3)
By L.O.L. James. 2012
Christina is trying to use the jargon of home DIY to speak the language of love. Dave, totally oblivious, just…
thinks he&’s finally found someone as passionate about nailing, screwing and the importance of using the right lubricant when you&’re working away on someone&’s back door. Fifty Shades of Blokes is a series for us guys who just don&’t get all the fuss about this Fifty Shades malarkey. When handyman, Dave Woode, does some weekend work for young entrepreneur, Christina Grey, he encounters a woman who is beautiful, brilliant, and desperate to try out a &‘bit of rough&’. The unworldly, innocent Dave - like almost every man before him - has no idea what&’s going on, and believes Christina simply shares his passions for sports, DIY and gardening. The series follows the young couple as they embark on a passionate, double-entendre filled exploration of balls, power tools and spreading a bit of seed around.Fifty Spades of Grey: Erotica for classy blokes (Fifty Shades of Blokes #2)
By L.O.L. James. 2012
Christina is trying to turn Dave&’s attention away from the garden bed and towards her bed. Dave, oblivious as usual…
just thinks he&’s found a woman as fascinated as he is by roots, spadework, and the need to tidy up one&’s bush in time for summer. Fifty Shades of Blokes is a series for us guys who just don&’t get all the fuss about this Fifty Shades malarkey. When handyman, Dave Woode, does some weekend work for young entrepreneur, Christina Grey, he encounters a woman who is beautiful, brilliant, and desperate to try out a &‘bit of rough&’. The unworldly, innocent Dave - like almost every man before him - has no idea what&’s going on, and believes Christina simply shares his passions for sports, DIY and gardening. The series follows the young couple as they embark on a passionate, double-entendre filled exploration of balls, power tools and spreading a bit of seed around.Fifty Shades of Grass: Erotica for classy blokes (Fifty Shades of Blokes #1)
By L.O.L. James. 2012
Christina is trying to use Dave&’s love of sport to get him into bed, but of course he has no…
clue and is just &“stoked&” he&’s found a girl who adores talking about bouncers, behinds, and superb ball handling as much as he does. Fifty Shades of Blokes is a series for us guys who just don&’t get all the fuss about this Fifty Shades malarkey. When handyman, Dave Woode, does some weekend work for young entrepreneur, Christina Grey, he encounters a woman who is beautiful, brilliant, and desperate to try out a &‘bit of rough&’. The unworldly, innocent Dave - like almost every man before him - has no idea what&’s going on, and believes Christina simply shares his passions for sports, DIY and gardening. The series follows the young couple as they embark on a passionate, double-entendre filled exploration of balls, power tools and spreading a bit of seed around. With every story written the way men would like it - incredibly short - the Fifty Shades of Blokes trilogy won&’t &‘possess you&’ or &‘obsess you&’, but it is quite obviously a parody that will leave you asking: • How do men and women ever get together? • How many men are really as simple as Dave? • What does it say about our sex lives when &‘the real books&’ sell a million copies a week? N.B. This series is intended for immature audiences.