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Meet Me in Milan: The outrageously funny summer holiday read of 2023!
By Sophie Gravia. 2023
The laugh-out-loud summer read you need in your life, from bestselling author Sophie Gravia. Zara Smith is FINALLY in a…
healthy relationship... so why can't she stop thinking about her ex?The shocking news of the summer is that Tom - the ex Zara always thought would never settle down - is ENGAGED to beloved actress and all-natural beauty Quinn Foxx. They're throwing a star-studded engagement party in Italy, and Zara is invited.She isn't planning to go until she finds an old note from Tom that shows their feelings for each other were once mutual. And she needs to know - does he still feel the same way? And, just like that, Zara's on a plane to Milan to crash the most talked-about engagement of the year!After all this time, could this be the moment Zara's been waiting for... or the biggest mistake of her life?Meet Me in Milan: The outrageously funny summer holiday read of 2023!
By Sophie Gravia. 2023
The laugh-out-loud summer read you need in your life, from bestselling author Sophie Gravia. Zara Smith is FINALLY in a…
healthy relationship... so why can't she stop thinking about her ex?The shocking news of the summer is that Tom - the ex Zara always thought would never settle down - is ENGAGED to beloved actress and all-natural beauty Quinn Foxx. They're throwing a star-studded engagement party in Italy, and Zara is invited.She isn't planning to go until she finds an old note from Tom that shows their feelings for each other were once mutual. And she needs to know - does he still feel the same way? And, just like that, Zara's on a plane to Milan to crash the most talked-about engagement of the year!After all this time, could this be the moment Zara's been waiting for... or the biggest mistake of her life?Reader I Married Me: A feel-good read for anyone in need of a boost!
By Sophie Tanner. 2018
'I love, love, LOVED this book!' Amazon reviewerChloe Usher has had enough of men.After breaking up with the love of…
her life, Chloe's friends tell her she needs to get back out there, and find another man before it's too late. But after a particularly disastrous date and one too many gins, Chloe has a revelation - she doesn't need a man to make her happy. It's up to her to do it herself.Never one to do things by halves, Chloe decides to make the ultimate commitment to self-love - she'll marry herself! But planning a solo wedding isn't easy, and soon Chloe finds herself on a bumpy journey of self-discovery. Will she finally get her happy ever after? A feel-good, fun read for anyone in need of a boost, perfect for fans of Lucy Vine and Joanna Bolouri.Big Gig in Rock ’N’ Roll Heaven
By Allan McFadden. 2021
Never get sexually involved with a client. I should’ve heeded my own advice. But one look at Mandy and you’d…
have fallen too. She was a real ball breaker. Serving divorce papers shouldn’t get a private investigator shot. But it happened to me. But life goes on, right? I was summoned upstairs to Rock ‘n’ Roll Heaven. Someone was trying to sabotage the upcoming big gig. A humorous tale of music and intrigue on a fantasy world.Reader I Married Me: 'One of the funniest novels I've read in a long time!' Evening Standard
By Sophie Tanner. 2018
A sexy, feel-good, fun read for anyone in need of a boost, perfect for fans of The FlatshareAfter breaking up…
with the love of her life, Chloe's friends tell her she needs to get back out there, and find another man before it's too late. But after a particularly disastrous date and one too many gins, Chloe has a revelation - she doesn't need a man to make her happy. It's up to her to do it herself.Never one to do things by halves, Chloe decides to make the ultimate commitment to self-love - she'll marry herself! But planning a solo wedding isn't easy, and soon Chloe finds herself on a bumpy journey of self-discovery. Will she finally get her happy ever after?Loose Lips: Fanfiction Parodies of Great (and Terrible) Literature from the Smutty Stage of Shipwreck
By Casey A. Childers, Amy Stephenson. 2016
You've probably heard rumors about regions of the internet dedicated to fanfiction-vast, unmapped territories for fans so taken with their…
favorite books and movies (not to mention video games and cartoon cereal mascots) that they write their own continuing adventures. You've probably also heard the stories get real dirty and weird. Everything you've heard is true. In 2013, humanitarians Amy Stephenson and Casey A. Childers took fanfiction from the internet to the stage with Shipwreck, a monthly erotic fanfiction competition. Shipwreck is simple: Invite (bestselling, Hugo, Nebula, and Rita award-winning) writers to rework literature into low humor, erotic pastiche, and, like, LOTS of dick euphemismsPerform said rewrites for a well-lubricated crowd Repeat Here, in book form, you'll find the most outrageous wrecks in Shipwreck's three-year history, drawn kicking and moaning from twenty- three of history's most cherished books and illustrated for your pleasure. LOOSE LIPS will destroy your favorites, shock everyone in your book club, broaden your perspective, and (hopefully) make you laugh until you pee a little. Plus, a foreword by Seanan McGuire!My Dad Wrote a Porno: The fully annotated edition of Rocky Flintstone's Belinda Blinked
By James Cooper, Alice Levine, Jamie Morton, Rocky Flintstone. 2016
The fully annotated, fully filthy, fully hilarious book from the Number 1 podcast sensation My Dad Wrote a PornoBelinda blinked,…
it wasn't a dream, the job interviewer had just asked her to remove her jacket and silk blouse...So begins Belinda Blinked, Rocky Flintstone's now-legendary porno (sorry, erotic novel), and so began My Dad Wrote a Porno, the outrageously funny podcast begun by Rocky's son and two friends and now adored by legions of fans, having been downloaded over ten million times.Now the steamy book that became a podcast sensation is a book again: the ultimate annotated edition of Belinda Blinked, with all the original text, all the podcast team's baffled, delighted and disgusted commentary, and huge amounts of new material, including - character profiles- analysis of the themes and motifs of the novel- a detailed look at the ins and outs of the pots and pans industry- a quiz- illustrations: how exactly do you grab someone's cervix?- Rocky's own response to his new-found fame. All that, plus of course the pleasure of holding the real text of Belinda Blinked in your hands; relive the initial interview, the tombola, the fundraising party for the Asses and Donkeys Trust, and so much more. My Dad Wrote a Porno: the book is the funniest, naughtiest, strangest book of a podcast of a book you'll ever read.This book contains adult content and is not suitable for those under the age of 18The List: the bestselling laugh-out-loud romcom
By Joanna Bolouri. 2015
'I would give this book 6 stars if I could!' Amazon reviewer. The runaway bestselling romantic comedy!Phoebe Henderson may be…
single but she sure doesn't feel fabulous. It's been a year since she found her boyfriend Alex in bed with another woman, and multiple cases of wine and extensive relationship analysis with best friend Lucy have done nothing to helpFaced with a new year but no new love, Phoebe concocts a different kind of resolution. The List: ten things she's always wanted to do in bed but has never had the chance (or the courage!) to try. A bucket list for between the sheets. One year of pleasure, no strings attached. Simple, right? Factor in meddlesome colleagues, friends with benefits, getting frisky al fresco and maybe, possibly, true love and Phoebe's got her work cut out for her.[*Contains adult material*]Srilaaji: The Gilded Life and Longings of a Marwari Goodwife
By Ms Shobhaa De. 2020
The untamed, incandescent and battle-ready Srilaa grows up in her wealthy Marwari family&’s palatial house in Calcutta. After suffering her…
first heartbreak at the hands of a potential suitor, she is married and packed off to Bombay to live with her new husband. There she experiences womanhood and confronts her sexual curiosities, misgivings and desires, but continues to hope daringly and love fearlessly—refusing to live her life by the unrealistic standards society often sets on unconventional women. The young and vivacious Srilaa slowly but assuredly becomes the inimitable Srilaaji! And each time life starts crumbling around her, she manages to pick herself up … and from the ashes of an uncertain life, a phoenix rises. Told with Shobhaa De&’s matchless blend of candour, humour and seductive earthiness, Srilaaji captures the soul of an indomitable spirit. A book that simmers and erupts at will, and presents us with one of the most unforgettable protagonists in years – the utterly delicious Srilaaji.Pleasing Professor: A Neurotica Short Story (Neurotica #1)
By D B Shuster. 2014
Neurotica SeriesAcademia has never been so naughty The university men in Professor Melanie Stevenson s life pressure her to take…
her proper place--under them While the proper professor indulges in daring daydreams of submitting to their will her evil twin cracks the whip so to speak to work out the kinks in higher education Pleasing ProfessorProfessor Melanie Stevenson s Sex and Society class leaves her students frustrated when they don t earn the easy grades they expect Golden boy Hunter with his family connections threatens her job if she doesn t put out the grade he wants but Melanie s naughty twin will motivate the haughty Hunter to work very hard to satisfy his professor Note This is a short story approximately 5 000 words in lengthDedicado a todos los penes que he conocido
By Lori Schafer, Juan Carlos Gutiérrez. 2018
A Bunda Hannelack Ou Como Eu Deixei De Me Preocupar E Passei A Amar Meu Popozão
By Lori Schafer, Mauricio Goldani Lima. 2015
A vida de uma jovem muda para sempre quando ela descobre o que todos a sua volta h …
muito j sabiam que um tra o heredit rio resurgiu em um lugar desagrad vel sua pr pria retaguarda Acompanhe sua jornada da vergonha aceita o e felicidade desenfreada medida que ela aprende a apreciar as maravilhas de viver a vida com a bunda HannelackA Bunda Hannelack Ou Como Eu Deixei De Me Preocupar E Passei A Amar Meu Popozão
By Lori Schafer, Mauricio Lima. 2015
A vida de uma jovem muda para sempre quando ela descobre o que todos a sua volta há muito já…
sabiam, que um traço hereditário resurgiu em um lugar desagradável: sua própria retaguarda. Acompanhe sua jornada da vergonha à aceitação e à felicidade desenfreada à medida que ela aprende a apreciar as maravilhas de viver a vida com a bunda Hannelack.A todos os pénis que alguma vez conheci
By Lori Schafer, Nídia Rocha. 2015
A Todos os Pénis Que Alguma Vez Conheci: Contos eróticos por Lori Schafer Variando o estilo desde engraçado a sórdido,…
esta coleção de contos eróticos inclui comentários da autora em contos selecionados, uma entrevista com a autora, e a minha carta aberta para quem-vocês-sabem. A Manhã Seguinte A Dança de Salão A Todos os Pénis Que Alguma Vez Conheci Eu e a Marge Gorda Conexão Perdida Terminem os vossos trabalhos! Fim de semana Fora Lori Schafer: Eu Escrevo Contos EróticosEl culo Hannelack, o cómo aprendí a dejar de preocuparme y amar mi trasero.
By Lori Schafer, Helen Rodríguez González. 2016
Un fin de semana, unos pocos meses después del glorioso despertar de mi trasero, John y yo fuimos en un…
viaje por carretera. Me incliné a ambos lados y levanté mi falda hasta mis caderas para que pudiera descansar su mano en mi culo mientras conducía. El sol entraba a través del techo corredizo abierto y mi trasero se sentía cálido a pesar de su casi desnudez. ¡Cómo disfrutaba de esa sensación ahora! De repente, el claxon de un tráiler sonó. "¡Oye!", oí a un hombre gritar. "¡Eh, gran carga!" Hace un año, me habría mortificado. Ya no. Voltee a mirar. Un semirremolque viajaba junto a nosotros. El copiloto me miraba el culo desnudo. El conductor se inclinaba, tratando de alcanzar a ver. "¿Les gusta lo que ven, chicos?", grité, moví mi cuerpo en el asiento para que mis nalgas se sacudieran. "¡OOOOH-EEEEH! ¡Agita ese culo, mami! " En ese momento, algo se apoderó de mí. Era como si la bestia que por tanto tiempo había sido enjaulada en mi trasero, finalmente, se había liberado. Quería salir. Completamente. Desabroché el cinturón de seguridad y salté a mi asiento. Me deslicé con esfuerzo a través del techo abierto, todo y culo. Me bajé la ropa interior, levanté mi falda, y me mostré al mundo. Hasta la última pulgada que se sacudía en mí. "¡Miren mi culo!", grité, golpeándolo duro con la palma. "¡Miren mi culo!" Rebotaba, saltando arriba y abajo en el mismo lugar, y mi culo, tan inmenso como era, también rebotaba; su gordura aterrizaba en el techo caliente del auto para luego regresar hasta la cintura con alegre ritmo, mientras lo señalaba y reía. "¡Miren mi culo!" La vida de una joven mujer cambia para siempre cuando descubre lo que todos a su alrededor han sabido desde el principio: que un famoso rasgo familiar ha vuelto a aparecer en un lugar muy lamentable -su propio trasero. Sigue su camino desde la vergüenza, a la aceptacIl Sedere Hannelack, O Come Ho Imparato A Smettere Di Preoccuparmi E Amare Il Mio Lato B
By Lori Schafer, Elisa Viti. 2015
Un fine settimana, pochi mesi dopo, John e io andammo in un viaggio su strada. Mi ero chinata lateralmente e…
avevo alzato la gonna sui fianchi in modo che potesse appoggiare la mano sul mio culo mentre stava guidando. La luce del sole entrava attraverso il tetto aperto e il mio culo era caldo nonostante la sua quasi nudità. Come mi gusto quella sensazione ora! Improvvisamente un camion suonò il clacson. "Hey!" Sentii un uomo urlare. "Ehi, grosso carico!" Un anno prima, ne sarei stata mortificata. Non più. Mi voltai a guardare. Un semi rimorchio viaggiava accanto a noi. L'uomo sul sedile del passeggero stava fissando il mio culo scoperto. L'autista era appoggiato sopra, cercando di dare uno sguardo. "Vi piace quello che vedete, ragazzi?» Gridai di nuovo, sdrusciando il mio corpo sul sedile per mostrare la mia groppa e la mia fessura. "WOOOO-EEEE! Agita il culo, bella! " In quel momento, qualcosa prese possesso di me. Era come se la bestia che era stata così a lungo incatenata al mio fondo schiena era finalmente libera della sua gabbia. Voleva uscire. Tutta fuori. Slacciai la mia cintura di sicurezza e saltai sul sedile. Con uno sforzo uscii attraverso il tetto aperto, con il sedere e tutto il resto. E poi mi mossi fuori dalle mutandine, alzai la gonna, e mi mostrai al mondo. Ogni singolo centimetro di me. "Guardate il mio culo!" Urlai, schiaffeggiandolo forte con il palmo della mano. "Guardate il mio sedere!" Stavo rimbalzando, saltando su e giù sul posto, e il mio culo, gigante come era, anche stava rimbalzando, con il grasso che atterrava sul tetto caldo della macchina per poi ritirarsi di nuovo fino alla mia vita in ritmo felice mentre indicavo e ridevo. "Guardate il mio sedere!"A Tutti i Peni Che Ho Conosciuto
By Lori Schafer, Marco Simoncini. 2016
A tutti i peni che ho conosciuto: racconti brevi erotici di Lori Schafer. Con uno stile tra il divertito e…
il molto esplicito, questa collezione di racconti erotici contiene anche i commenti dell'autrice sulle storie, un'intervista con l'autrice stessa e la mia "lettera aperta" a "voi sapete chi". "Il mattino dopo" "Ballo da sala" "A tutti i peni che ho conosciuto" "Io e Marge la cicciona" "Connessione assente" "Fate i compiti!" "Via per il weekend" "Lori Schafer: scrittrice erotica"A Tutti i Peni Che Ho Conosciuto
By Lori Schafer, Marco Simoncini. 2016
A tutti i peni che ho conosciuto: racconti brevi erotici di Lori Schafer. Con uno stile tra il divertito e…
il molto esplicito, questa collezione di racconti erotici contiene anche i commenti dell'autrice sulle storie, un'intervista con l'autrice stessa e la mia "lettera aperta" a "voi sapete chi". "Il mattino dopo" "Ballo da sala" "A tutti i peni che ho conosciuto" "Io e Marge la cicciona" "Connessione assente" "Fate i compiti!" "Via per il weekend" "Lori Schafer: scrittrice erotica"Meu Cachorro-Quente Veio à Vida e Me Fudeu
By Karla Marques V., Scarlet Delorne. 2017
Atrevido, engraçado e simplesmente absurdo. Meu Cachorro-Quente Veio à Vida e Me Fudeu está cheio de trocadilhos com salsichas e…
muita cara de pau. Escrito para aqueles que querem rir um pouco, mas também ter um momento pervertido. O nome diz tudo.Poetry Slam: A Neurotica Short Story
By D. B. Shuster. 2014
Neurotica SeriesAcademia has never been so naughty.The university men in Professor Melanie Stevenson's life pressure her to take her proper…
place--under them. While the proper professor indulges in daring daydreams of ... submitting to their will, her "evil" twin cracks the whip, so to speak, to work out the kinks in higher education.Poetry Slam Professor Melanie Stevenson's naughty twin crashes an open mic event and lets everyone there, including the stranger she seduces, imagine the racy woman reciting suggestive poetry is the unplugged version of the uptight professor.Note: This is a short story, approximately 5,000 words in length.