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A Modest Proposal and Other Satirical Works
By Jonathan Swift. 1996
Treasury of five shorter works by the author of Gulliver's Travels offers ample evidence of the great satirist's inspired lampoonery.…
Title piece plus The Battle of the Books, A Meditation Upon a Broom-Stick, A Discourse Concerning the Mechanical Operation of the Spirit and The Abolishing of Christianity in England.After Hours
By Claire Kennedy. 2015
Scandals and hook-ups abound in a summertime restaurant drama where four teens are all willing to do whatever it takes…
to make it through the workday...and hopefully to win the money in the after-hours dare-based game of Tips.Isa, Xavi, Peter, and Finn know that a job at the high-end Waterside Café isn't just about waiting tables. It's about the gossip, the hook-ups, the after-hours parties, and, most of all, it's about Tips.Tips--the high-stakes game based on dares. Whoever completes the most dares wins the collected money. A sum that could change a wasted summer into a Summer to Remember.Isa is the new girl with an embarrassing secret, and as long as she stays on top of her game, she sees no reason why anyone could ever find out.Xavi will do anything for the money...absolutely anything.Peter, Xavi's stepbrother, has been in love with her for years, and he thinks the game is the perfect time to confess his feelings.Finn is in the game just for the thrill. He has enough tips coming in to keep him happy...even if those tips come with some conditions.From seduction to stealing to threats, the dares are a complete free-for-all, and only the best can win.Just Kill Me
By Adam Selzer. 2016
From the author of Play Me Backwards and I Kissed a Zombie and I Liked It comes a dark comedy…
about one teen's unusual summer job as a ghost tour guide in Chicago.Megan Henske isn't one to heed warnings... When the last letters in her alphabet cereal are D, I, and E, she doesn't crawl right back into bed. When her online girlfriend won't text a photo, she just sends more of herself. And when she realizes that Cynthia, her boss at a Chicago ghost tour company, isn't joking about making stops more haunted by euthanizing people there, she doesn't quit her job--she may even help. But soon she learns people in the murdermonger industry are being murdered, and doesn't know who it is doing it. Could it be the head of the rival tour company? Or could it be someone near and dear to Megan? After she realizes she has an uncanny resemblance to a flapper who disappeared in 1922, Megan receives a warning she can't ignore: the next ghost on the tour might be her...The Case of the Plagued Play
By David Lewman. 2013
The school play is in danger of closing before it even opens if Club CSI: can't figure out who's ruining…
rehearsals!Someone is trying to sabotage the school play, and it's up to Hannah, Ben, and Corey to make sure the show goes on. Club CSI: learns that the play was written by an eighth grader at Woodlands Junior High... Is the culprit a jealous classmate? Or could a disgruntled actor be to blame? As more props go missing and the set is vandalized, Club CSI: must use all of the investigation and forensic science techniques in their arsenal to crack the case. Because if they don't, the play's final curtain call might happen before opening night! © 2013 CBS & Ent. AB Funding LLC. All Rights Reserved. CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION in USA is a TM of CBS and outside USA TM of Ent. AB Funding LLC.The Croods Movie Novelization
By Tracey West. 2013
It's an adventure of croodacious proportions and a whole lot of heart in this retelling of the DreamWorks motion picture!Grug…
and his family, the Croods, are doing okay. Sure, scavenging for food and sleeping in a big pile on the hard cave floor isn't exactly perfect, but they're surviving. Then a massive earthquake destroys their home, and the Croods are forced to journey into the unknown. As they travel further and further, the Croods begin to realize that it's not all bad. There are many spectacular discoveries to discover and amazing inventions to invent. The only one who refuses to see the possibilities is Grug. He's convinced that the old ways are the only way to keep his family safe. Will Grug be able to find his way in this new world? Find out in this hilarious and heartfelt retelling of the DreamWorks movie, The Croods!The Croods © 2013 DreamWorks Animation L.L.C.Molly Moon & the Monster Music
By Georgia Byng. 2013
Molly has developed even more amazing powers in the sixth and final hypnotic installment of the New York Times bestselling…
Molly Moon series—perfect for fans of Lemony Snicket and Pseudonymous Bosch! Molly Moon can hypnotize or morph into anyone she chooses, travel through time, read minds—and now, thanks to a mysterious and magical coin, she can play EVERY instrument. The harmonica! The guitar! The drums! The piano! You name it. But will Molly be able to free herself from the coin's powers to save her friends—and herself? In the fun-filled sixth and final book of the Molly Moon series, Molly must face the music—the hypnotic music—of a magical coin that has the power to turn its owners into monsters!I Represent Sean Rosen
By Jeff Baron. 2013
Sean Rosen knows what he wants. A ten-million dollar deal with a big Hollywood studio. The only problem is, he…
doesn't know a single person in show business. He and his mom (a nurse) and his dad (a plumber) live far away from Los Angeles or New York. Figuring it out as he goes, using only his laptop and his phone, Sean makes amazing progress in his quest, which no one else has a clue about. Except you, if you read this book. It's good. And it's funny. Trust me. I should know, because I represent Sean Rosen.Late for School
By Steve Martin, C. F. Payne. 2010
Getting to school has never been quite this difficult--or hilarious. Celebrated writer and performer Steve Martin and dynamic artist C.…
F. Payne (illustrator of John Lithgow's children's books) have teamed up to tell a story of the adventure, danger, and laughs of the journey to school. Undoubtedly a new classic for readers of all ages,The Unseen World of Poppy Malone #3: A Mischief of Mermaids
By Suzanne Harper. 2013
Evidence1. A giggle2. A splash3. Green lights dancing on the distant shorePossibilities1. Vampires2. A UFO3. Mermaids4. Fairies5. A mutant from…
the deepTo do1. Explore the lake2. Record evidence3. Save big sister from embarrassment4. Rescue family (again)5. Confirm observations6. Trust yourself--even when everyone else thinks you are seeing thingsThe Fourth Stall
By Chris Rylander. 2011
Do you need something? Mac can get it for you. It's what he does--he and his best friend and business…
manager, Vince. Their methods might sometimes run afoul of the law, or at least the school code of conduct, but if you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can pay him, Mac is on your side. His office is located in the East Wing boys' bathroom, fourth stall from the high window. And business is booming. Or at least it was, until one particular Monday. It starts with a third grader in need of protection. And before this ordeal is over, it's going to involve a legendary high school crime boss named Staples, an intramural gambling ring, a graffiti ninja, the nine most dangerous bullies in school, and the first Chicago Cubs World Series game in almost seventy years. And that's just the beginning. Mac and Vince soon realize that the trouble with solving everyone else's problems is that there's no one left to solve yours.Guinea Pigs Online: The Ice Factor (Guinea PIgs Online #6)
By Jennifer Gray, Amanda Swift. 2016
It's winter in Strawberry Park and the weather outside is cold and snowy. But Fuzzy and Coco are toasty warm…
in their house, cozied up to watch their favorite TV shows and munch on tasty treats. Fuzzy is all about the cooking shows, but Coco can't get enough of The Ice Factor, a celebrity skating competition and reality show. But some of their furry friends outdoors are not so lucky. It's freezing outside in the forest and somebody has been stealing the animals' food!So the dauntless pair jump at the opportunity to solve a mystery and save the day. Can Fuzzy and Coco use the skills they've learned from their favorite TV shows to help their starving friends?Kill Fish Jones
By Caro King. 2011
It's Grimshaw's job to carry out death bed curses. The more horrible and deadly they are, the more he enjoys…
them. When his master, Lampwick the Robber, has an unexpected opportunity to curse a whole new set of humans, Grimshaw can't believe his luck!He is desperate to catch a young boy named Fish Jones. But unlike any other human, Fish can see demons, and he is determined to stay alive... But as Grimshaw grows in power, it's not just him against Fish, it's him against the whole world. Can Jones stop the demon's dangerous and terrifying plan?Full of humor and wild imagination, Kill Fish Jones will grip you by the throat and not let go!Family and Other Catastrophes
By Alexandra Borowitz. 2018
A delightfully quirky debut about family bonds and the chaos that ensues when nature and lack of nurture collide.Emily Glass…
knows she’s neurotic. But she’s got it under control. Sort of. She dons compression socks when she flies (because, you know, deep vein thrombosis) and responds to people routinely overestimating her age with more Lifespin classes and less gluten. Thankfully, she also has David, the wonderful man she’ll soon call husband—assuming they can survive wedding week with her wildly dysfunctional family.Emily’s therapist mother, Marla, who’s been diagnosing her children since they were in diapers, sees their homecoming as the perfect opportunity for long-overdue family therapy sessions. Less enthused are Emily and her two siblings: ardently feminist older sister Lauren, who doesn’t think the wedding party should have defined gender roles, and recently divorced brother Jason, whose overzealous return to singlehood is only tempered by his puzzling friendship with David’s Renaissance Faire—enthusiast brother.As the week comes to a tumultuous head, Emily wants nothing more than to get married and get as far away from her crazy relatives as possible. But that’s easier said than done when Marla’s meddling breathes new life into old secrets. After all, the ties that bind family together may bend, but they aren’t so easily broken.Laugh-out-loud funny and endearingly raw, Family and Other Catastrophes is as entertaining as your favorite sitcom and introduces Alexandra Borowitz as an outstanding new voice in humorous fiction.Will, Middle Name Trouble
By Buffy Andrews. 2014
Sometimes we find more than we're looking for... Will Moran is always getting into trouble. But this time, Will, who…
cleans and cooks and takes care of his younger twin sisters while his mom works, didn't do it. Will's class is collecting donations to benefit the local soup kitchen. Every time his teacher catches Will earning a buck from a bet, it ends up in the donation can. When the money goes missing, Will's the prime suspect. After all, most of the money came from him. Will and his eclectic group of friends set out to find the thief and prove his innocence, but they end up finding so much more.Uh-oh Cleo: I Barfed on Mrs. Kenly
By Jessica Harper, Jon Berkeley. 2010
An icky uh-oh moment makes for an entertaining story. Cleo has been bonked on the head by an avalanche of…
toys and had to wear underwear for a hat in a snowstorm, but nothing compares to the trauma of barfing on Mrs. Kenly?s fur coat. On the way to a birthday party, a combination of carsickness and too many pancakes turns Cleo green in the face, and before anything can be done, her friend?s mom?s fancy coat is a big, barfy mess. Cleo has never been so mortified, but kind grown-ups and good friends soon make her feel as if nothing even happened.Staying in Tune #4
By Elizabeth Cody Kimmel, Cathi Mingus. 2013
They wanted to give every girl a voice. They had no idea they'd make so much noise. 4 Girls is…
created from the very best thoughts, ideas and dreams of four girls. But when Miko has to take a step back from the magazine again, Paulina, Tally and Ivy decide to run a contest for one lucky student to have his or her work featured on the cover. Miko will help them judge the entries, along with a new faculty advisor who seems to want to steer the girls in a new direction. Can these four girls keep their one vision in sight, or is it time to strike out on their own?Me So Pretty! #2
By Flesh, Chris P.. 2007
Love is in the air . . . and so is a mysterious illness (called Chronic Snickering Syndrome, though its…
anything but funny). Now that Freekin has given his heart to Lilly, Pretty is determined to use her monster wiles to steal it away. So she sets out to impress him by searching for the illness source on her ownthen quickly realizes that getting Freekin jealous would be so much easier. Lucky for Pretty, finding a new man isnt hard when youre a monster with conjuring skills. But imagine her surprise when her incantations produce a person from the great beyond, with the exact info shes been searching for!Dewi and the Seeds of Doom
By Maggie Lyons. 2012
When Dewi is clobbered by a falling rat, the nosy Welsh dragon snoops his way into a challenging predicament. Helped…
by a toad with a passion for chemical wart cures, Dewi discovers that a megalomaniac baron is secretly breeding mutant corn at an unfriendly castle. To thwart the genetically modified-corn baron's sickening plan, he must use moxie and firepower in a series of catastrophe-skirting capers.Stuck in the 70's
By D. L., Garfinkle. 2007
One night in 1978, Tyler Gray wakes up to find a beautiful girl named Shay lying in his bathtub. For…
inexperienced, nerdy Tyler, this is not a common occurrence, but it's even stranger because Shay insists that she's from 2006. Of course Tyler doesn't believe her, but once she proves it, they strike a deal: Tyler will try to help get Shay back to 2006 if Shay helps him become more popular. But the more time Shay spends in 1978, the more she likes it. And while she helps Tyler with the popular crowd, she also wreaks havoc by going out with his worst enemy, making over his sister and helping his mother get a job as a cafeteria worker'at his school! Can Tyler get Shay home before his life is completely turned upside down?Publishers Weeklygave D. L. Garfinkle a Flying Start for Storky, praising its ?wry outlook? and ?lovable hero? in a starred review. With Stuck in the 70?s,Garfinkle creates another funny look at teen life with just a touch of magic. It's far-out, man!A Well-Timed Enchantment
By Vivian Vande Velde. 1990
It's bad enough that Deanna has to waste her summer in France and her only friend is a mangy black…
cat, but now she's staring hopelessly into a well, trying to figure out what in the world to wish for. Before she can make a wish, the cat scratches her, her watch falls into the well, and then . . . so has she! Except that now she's in medieval France, the cat is a handsome young man, and her watch has the power to completely change history. Maybe a quiet summer would have been nice?